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ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I SUCKED HIS DICK AND 5 OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW

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Posted by PirateSprite - December 5th, 2007


but hes just so goddamn irresitable

different movies eventually


Posted by PirateSprite - November 30th, 2007


lol

i know it doesnt mean shit but


Posted by PirateSprite - November 28th, 2007


NEW STAR BOI TOMMOROW MEATWAD SPRITES A FAGGOT

FUCKI YOU THIS IS THE SHIT


Posted by PirateSprite - November 4th, 2007


gaymertag: MCfatcok


Posted by PirateSprite - November 3rd, 2007


fuck litterally none of my friends were here and just sat in my room bored as fuck all day ughhhh

JESUS CHRIST

IM SOBORED

JESUS

='(

NG BE MY HUGBOX

Man I had da worst dey


Posted by PirateSprite - October 28th, 2007


its a good game
also AN INTERVIEW WITH MEATWAD SPRITE

hypergoatmonkey: see mai new masterpiece
pirate sprite: hhow about no
pirate sprite: how about fuck off i dont care about you anymore
pirate sprite: theres bigger fish in the sea
pirate sprite: well not really

hypergoatmonkey: im epic
pirate sprite: epĀ·ic: Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size:
pirate sprite: SURE ARE

hypergoatmonkey: im really pushing flash into the next generation
pirate sprite: youre really pushing your goddamn waistline to the next generation


Posted by PirateSprite - October 26th, 2007


shieeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt


Posted by PirateSprite - October 24th, 2007


trixareforchumps: poly-o string cheese comes to mind since no matter how errect he was it still flopped all over the place however peeling his foreskin did not make his dick come apart and therefore it was not fun to eat so 1/10

skiek_sprite: has a nice lavander hue I immediatley thought that the rugged texture might proove troublesome but my worries were quickly cleared by the great fuck courtasey of his penis speaking of clear he has a really low sperm count 5/10

chachingy: the piercing prooved hard to swallow but he claimed his strong point was in anal and I was quick to agree wow! what a good fuck 7/10

meatwad sprite: wow he really has a meat-wad it was so big i almost choked and when he came in my throat goddamn i nearly drowned 8/10

kilit666: small and curvy he kept calling it "captain hook" and that he wanted to catch my peter pan and that wierded me out 2/10

zombie_sprite: pubes & penis have nice upkeep they arent really an eyesore until he shows you all about his eyesocket fetish and after that he let me braid his ass hair i thought that was polite 9/10

taco_sprite: penis looks like a mushroom but is chewy anal sex feels like shoving a flashlight up your ass 6/10

LOL IM KEWL: penis doesnt have stayying power initial insertion is great but he only lasts 10 secs and it takes him an hour to start round two 3/10

illwillpress: really small it didnt feel like getting fucked but rather an ass itch not to mention he lasted a good 15 minutes 0/10


Posted by PirateSprite - October 24th, 2007


furfags get out


Posted by PirateSprite - October 23rd, 2007


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