PirateSprite's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[operation: pedopriest]

Hahaha, Great.

This is what this site needs, a good ol non anime, hillarious, strangley addictive game.

Graphics: Good enough that i can tell what was going on, the priest rape animation made me laugh so you get a 10
Style: Not anime so 10
Sound: 6 since it got the point accross but you need a bit more
Violence: Swell 10
Interactivity: Creative controll scheme and idea so 10
Humour: Awesome, 20
Overall: 10, great work

[The Ultimate Duke Nukem]

How can you not include

"Balls of steel" and "Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and Im all out of gum"? Mega fail

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

Best Game On newgrounds

Ranked # 125 for Score
This is a fucking crime that this game gets knocked off the top 50 in favor of the anime bullshit that the weaboo kids at newgrounds vote 5 on every day. Trust me, this deserves #1

[A cup of cursors]

I don't get why theese are so popular

I mean sure, they're worth a "wow that's neat" but they're really not worth a "WOW OMFG 5555555555 FRONT PAIG"

It's certanly not BAD, just not really GREAT

[Draw-A-Game]

well

it's an interesting concept, I'll give you that. But it needs to be executed alot better. You've got the engine right, but the game was WAY too easy, I could just hold Up and draw under the guy a bunch of times. Perhaps next time add more spikey balls, or make it a side scroller