Harry Potter: The cocksucking champ
By pirate sprite
One day Harrison Potter was walking through the halls of cockhogs when he was approached by his cherished friend and reliable fuckpartner Ron, Ron was ecstatic and engulfed in panic, for he was baring terrible news
"Harry Harry!" Ron Exclaimed, "The children in these walls have bee doubting you, they've argued that there is one who is better at sucking cocks than even you! They say the man calls himself Malfag, and he's quite the formidable cocksucker, they say he can suck 8 horse dicks at the same time! I'd be nervous if I were you."
"Malfag?" Harry said "Why his cocksucking skills are not worthy to wipe my ass with I say! No one will ever best me in sucking cocks, no one!"
Harry was overcame with fear when he was approached by his rival wizard Malfag, Malfag the smug little shit approached Harry
"Harry Potter?" Malfag said, "My father has told me about you, he said you can suck a nice cock, he says you're a real pro at it, you use tongue patterns that rival professional cocksuckers. But I can't be quite sure that I believe him"
"What makes you say that!?" Harry exclaimed, his cocksucking skills were well known, never before had he encountered criticism of his talents in his entire life.
"Harry, how many cocks can you suck in a row?" Malfag said.
"One time I sucked six in a row" Harry said
"Six? Six in a row? My my, that is quite the charitable amount. I respect that, however, I must bring to the table that last family reunion, I sucked 10 dirty dicks in a row." Malfag exclaimed.
"That's a lie!" Harry said
"Don't bet on that Harry, my father is a cherished and famous cocksucker, I've been practicing my whole life, hoping to carry on the family name, I've practiced with a range of items, from my mother's enlarged clitoris to cucumbers to even watermelons! Have you ever seen a lad suck off an entire watermelon? Quite a breathtaking sight I must say." Malfag said, Harry wondered whether he was more full of himself than semen, but for his sake he hoped it was the former.
"Your skills are very apparent and you are obviously a very powerful cock wizard. But I'd be willing to bet the farm that you cannot best me in a cock suck-off, in fact, what say you we settle this like real men? A test of skill, we determine who can suck more cocks than the other on the field, we'll have a cocksucking field day, if you will."
"You're on Harry Potter," Malfag smiled, "May the best cocksucker win."
The day of skill had arrived, and Harry was determined to win. He was sure that he would best him in this contest of cocksuck, even if it meant sucking enough cock to drown himself.
"Would the contestants please report to the cocksucking zone to prepare for the contest." Archmage N****rfuck said, his voice boomed in such power and command that made the spectators cocks contort and tremble in fear.
The age old rules of a cocksucking contest at Cockhogs came into play. Whomever can suck off the most objects in the allotted time would win. The guns went off and the contestants rushed the table. They started small, eggs, pears, each others penises, they were pacing themselves.
"Harry I would definitely not want to waste your time, so I'm ending this early." With that Malfag sucked down a whole watermelon in 3 seconds flat, Harries jaw dropped in sight of this breathtaking act.
"Harry! Blow the watermelon! I believe in you!" Ron was cheering him on in the stands, Harry remembered Ron's sweet asshole, and knowing that Ron won't put out for losers, Harry sucked down a watermelon. The Crowds erupted with cheer.
"We have a tie, however, the sacred rules of the cocksuck off proclaim that only one cocksucker may be crowned king cocksucker, so a tiebreaker must be decided"
"And I have a perfect one," N****rfuck said, "Boys, are you ready to take on, the ten ton train!?" With that N****rfuck ripped off his robe, and with that his magnificent black cock was revealed. What must have been at least 12 feet in length, N****rfuck commanded a dick huge enough to pose a challenge for Harry and Malfag.
"It's too big!" Malfag said, "I've brought shame to my family with my forfeit, and with that I must commit the ultimate sacrifice." With that Malfag revealed the only stick he had not yet sucked besides N****rfuck's, a 12 gauge shot gun. With that he blew his brains out on the field of honor and sacrifice.
"Harry, it looks like you have won by default, however, to be crowned true dicksuck champion, you must suck my cock and swallow my cum." N****rfuck said.
"I think, I can, I think, I can, I think, I can..." Harry mumbled as he dove on N****rfuck's dick, and soon he had made him cum and gulped down his semen.
"Harry is the new cocksuck champion!" N****rfuck exclaimed as he lit up a cigarette. The crowd erupted in cheer.
"I knew you could do it Harry!" Ron exclaimed.
"Thanks Ron, I was thinking, now that I'm Cocksuck champion, I could "let you hold the reigns", and let us throw a cock party in your mouth, and I mean all of us." Harry grinned.
"I don't know what to say," Ron gasped.
"That's the funny thing about rape," Harry said "you don't have to say a thing."
